Poles revive eight-year-old gay Teletubby probe

As reported on just about every news site, Poland is investigating whether Teletubbies, especially that one that minces about with the handbag, might be gay. So, that means it's only taken Poland eight years to cotton on to the Tinky-Winky women's accessory subversive make-the-kiddies-gay story. It's old news.