Dustin the Turkey - Ireland's most famous fake fowl - has won the public vote to represent his nation in this year's Eurovision Song Contestant. Famously, the country's string of wins in the 80s and 90s brought RTE - the national broadcaster - to its financial knees, and many have suggested this Father Ted My Lucky Horse-style scenario is yet another attempt to lose the competition. Judge for yourself here. Irlande Douze Pointes.
Sounds like a winner to us.
