Floating brothel visits Studland

A floating boat-based brothel has been plying Studland nuddy beach near Poole, Dorset, to pick up... well, studs. Eager men have been swimming out to a Bayliner speed boat ('where fun lives' according to their marketing bumf), slipping into the cabin, making waves and re-emerging an hour or so later.

Police have been unable to catch up with the speedboat because it is a speedboat.

Nuclear weapons of mass distraction

After our recent post on Miss Atom 2007 (which we incorrectly referred to as 'Miss Nuclear 2007' ... oops!), we note that the number and, erm... quality of contestants has been rapidly increasing*. No wonder those Russians and former-Soviets can't keep their nuclear reactions under control.

Shown here is Olesia Valeriavna Kirianenko (green eyes, blonde hair, problematic swimming costume), who works at the Zaporoshskaja nuclear power-station in the Ukraine. She likes 'everything about dogs' and spends her free time working-out. She is married, and is most happy when her family and friends are happy. Isn't that nice?

To vote for her, or any of the growing number of nuclear bombshells, head over to the Miss Atom 2007 site and do some browsing. Then wait till February 20, when voting will commence. The winner will be the contestant with the most number of votes as at 6pm (Moscow time) on March 6.

* The number of painful puns has also been increasing, but we can't say the same for their quality.

Expat sex

Here's an interesting read: Knife Tricks: Expat Life Is A Sexual Feast For Men And Famine For Women.

Basically it's a blog entry about the sexual life of expats. There's one bit that suggests that expat life is good for guys because ...

Now I’m living in East Asia [or Brazil or the former Soviet Union], and young local women who are so sexy they could walk unquestioned into the most exclusive clubs back home will sleep with me on the first date.

Well, that's one point of view. But not the only one. It certainly underestimates the standards of local women around here (in Vilnius, Lithuania), and demonstrates a lack of interest in long-term meaningful relationships that is not characteristic of every expat.

Anyway, it's fun to talk about sex... so, what do you reckon?