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The Ultimate Global Pandemic Quarantine Guide 2020

Are you a travel fanatic who’s not sure how to make the most of your free-time now that you’ve taken the very responsible decision to self-quarantine, lock down, self-isolate, observe social distancing or whatever other terms the kids are using to describe this brand new, novel concept of ‘staying home’? Well, as long as the internet keeps on keeping on, there are virtually endless possibilities for incredible things to discover, breathtaking sights to see, useful skills to acquire, languages to learn, books to read, audio to listen to, films to watch and plenty more!

Of course, you know as well as we do that you’re very likely not going to do any of those things, and will instead just scroll obsessively through your Facebook feed and watch videos on YouTube. However, if there are two skills to work on during a global pandemic, looking on the bright side and always being in denial are two great ones to consider. So in that vein, our international staff has come up with all kinds of ideas for what you could be doing over the coming weeks and months from the comfort of your home – enjoy!

Ultimate Global Pandemic Quarantine Guide to Staying at Home
We know it’s hard Dave, but try to keep those hands away from your beautiful face!

Learn the science of being happy

This Yale University course, officially titled ‘The Science of Well-Being’ and taught by Prof Laurie Santos, was already one of the most popular online Coursera offerings before the entire world got locked inside and had a collective existential crisis, so it should be no surprise that its virtual enrolment has now swelled into the millions. Among other topics, it covers: Misconceptions about happiness, Why our expectations are so bad, How we can overcome our biases, Stuff that really makes us happy and Putting strategies into practice.

Listen to any (online) radio station in the world

This is one of our personal favourites, both for the actual service as well as the way in which it’s presented. Give Google Earth a spin and zoom in on any of the thousands of green dots you see to listen to local radio stations that are streaming live online. A great way to reconnect with places you’ve travelled in the past or hope to visit in the future. And of course lots and lots of great music!

2500+ museums throw open their (virtual) doors

During the early days of the global lock down, there were a bunch of copy-paste articles going around about how 12 museums had online tours. Now thanks to Big Broth… er, the benevolent folks at Google, you can visit some 2500 remotely! Sure, they’re probably going to track your every eye movement and try to sell you a bunch of crap later, but this isn’t really the time for worrying about the future anyway.

You can never be too precautious when it comes to protecting yourself during a killer pandemic, especially when you’ve got some of the western world’s most famous bits

Take a tour of 30 Unesco World Heritage sites

This sounds amazing, but it only managed to keep our interest for approximately 3 minutes. Not to brag, but it’s easier to be amazed if you haven’t already been to many of the sites in person. All the heavy hitters are here: the Pyramids, Taj Mahal, Stonehenge, as well as load of temples you’ve never heard of.

Learn to code

You’re definitely not going to learn to code while you’re locked inside over the coming weeks and months. But it won’t be for a lack of freely available courses and tools.

Have you always wanted to get into to blacksmithing? Well, if not now, when? Never, that’s when. This is your last shot so go ahead and take it! © Jonathan Bean / CC

Learn a ‘rare skill’

There’s no shortage of lists going around these days – lists of books to read, films to watch, podcasts to listen to, online courses to take that you’ll still never take even if you were locked inside for 1000 years, etc. In fact, this article you’re reading right now consists almost entirely of them (#irony). But if you only have time to click on one of them, then this is it! Blacksmithing, bobbin lace, stained glass, harps, suminagashi, flintknapping, storytelling and more totally relevant and useful skills/hobbies await!

Join a virtual book club

Reading is just about the most productive way one could reasonably expect to spend time whilst quarantined during a pandemic. It doesn’t take all that much effort as long as you’ve got access to books, but also feels like much more of an achievement than binge watching Tiger King.

Binge Watch Tiger King

We’ve spent the last 15 years being jealous of anyone who tells us that they haven’t seen The Wire (which is objectively the greatest thing to ever be put on film), so we’re saving Tiger King for as long as possible in order to enjoy the anticipation. Of course you’ve probably already watched it, a few times, so please don’t email us with any spoilers, like how Carol fed her husband to the tigers or how Joe is actually a homosexual meth addict who marries two dudes – we want to be surprised!

Joe Exotic aka the Tiger King is one of the few undisputed winners of the Coronavirus pandemic. He’s also objectively insane and currently in jail, which should tell you how low the bar is

Staycation date night

10 detailed staycation date night ideas from an adorable newlywed travel blogger couple, whose palpable enthusiasm for life will likely make most single people feel miserable and lonely, and most non-single people feel like they’ve chosen the wrong partner. Nevertheless they’ve got some good ideas, so checking them out is worth the risk.

Cultural craft projects for kids

We’ve never been happier to not have kids, but since not everyone can be so lucky and in most countries adoption centres are not considered ‘essential’ and are thus closed, might as well make the most of your new found career as a homeschool teacher with these cool cultural craft projects.

Watch a symphony

There are now quite a few symphony orchestras that are streaming both their recent live performances and archives online, but the Berliner Philharmoniker was the first that we saw, which is why you’ll find them at the other end of the link above.

Get artsy and creative

Artsy.net has narrowed down the selection of university art classes you can take online to a very diverse top 10, which range from the ancient pyramids and the Avant-Garde to art crime. And while we definitely don’t want to encourage any art crime, it really really seems like a global pandemic would be the perfect time to commit some art crime, right?

Alexander Lukashenko: Batsh*t crazy dictator and professional supplier of unintentional comedy

Pick a Belorussian football side to support

Sports fans don’t have many options these days. In fact, if you don’t count the illegal cockfighting operation that we’ve been running with some old friends in Kuala Lumpur’s Chinatown (and you probably shouldn’t, since it’s illegal, actually please forget that we even mentioned it, that was a mistake on our part), then the Belorussian Premier League is pretty much the only game in town. No joke. Why on Earth is football still being played in Belarus you ask? We’re no experts, but we’d guess that it has something to do with the fact that the country is run by a batsh*t crazy dictator who says things like ‘vodka and saunas can ward off Covid-19‘.

Conquer classic video games

When we think of ‘classic video games’ we hop in our mental wayback machine and picture things like Legend of Zelda, Metroid (spoiler alert: the main character is a girl!) and other titles from the golden era of NES. The editors at The Guardian are of a slightly different opinion, which is perfectly fine. Their opinion is wrong, but still fine.

Did you know that in the original tale there were five little pigs, not three? Who are these two apocryphal swine that you never knew existed? We’ve got no idea, but you can find out here

Entertain your (inner) child

Explore this archive of some 6000 digitised children’s books! And if you don’t have children at home, then go ahead pour yourself a drink first or consume any other mind-altering substances you might have lying around.

Educational audio

In a crafty PR move meant to make up for their blatant and absolute disregard for human life and dignity, Amazon (or rather their subsidiary Audible) is offering free educational listening material for as long as schools are closed. There’s nothing wrong with taking free handouts from our amoral overlords, especially if it helps to further the education of children, just make sure to opt-out of those sneaky auto-renewal scams so they don’t steal any of your money once the pandemic is over.

Oh f*ck! Now things are really getting serious….

Improve your photography skills

The Professional Photographers of America have made all 1100 of their online courses free for everyone for ‘the next two weeks’. We’ve got no idea how long these next two weeks will last for, so if you’re interested in improving your photography skills whilst quarantined, then best to sign up asap.

Read, read, read

Unlike toilet paper, hand sanitiser and coherent government strategies for dealing with the coronavirus, there is thankfully no shortage of online resources for eBooks (#silverlining). The site linked above brings together 25 separate databases, which means you should be able to find whatever you want if it’s in the public domain. And if it’s not, you can still probably download illegal pirated versions (that’s what we usually do, just don’t tell anyone we told you).

Žižek: The Drinking Game

This 1-hour interview with Slovenia’s own Slavoj Žižek is incredible on so many levels. First, there’s all the things he has to say about the current crisis. Then there’s the fact that he’s laying in his bed in his flat in Ljubljana and the camera is constantly shaking. And finally there’s the great opportunity to turn it into a drinking game – he says “and so on and so on”? Drink! He touches his face? Drink! He gives an impassioned argument for the creation of a global Communist system? Just finish the bottle! One way or another you’ll feel much better when it’s over (and then probably much much worse).

Did we forget anything?

Got any other creative suggestions for what we could add to our Ultimate Quarantine Pandemic Guide? Well, it’s already the ultimate guide, so by definition can’t be improved upon. But since we’ve got loads of free time these days, please feel free to add your own tips in the comments below, and we’ll gladly steal any we like and then pass them off as our own. And of course #stayhome #staysafe #staysane

The preceding was written by In Your Pocket’s former editor-in-chief and current editor-at-large Yuri Barron, who these days can be found on the 30th floor of a condominium in Kuala Lumpur, where he was planning to ride out the global quarantine by finishing his memoirs, Thirty-Cent Life: A Decade of Moderately Irresponsible Travel in Dodgy Countries, but hasn’t managed to get round to starting yet. More of his somewhat travel-related work can be found here.

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  1. Thank you! That was the first thing that made me laugh in 4 weeks of isolation, and the first list I read from A to Z. As nobody knows how long these 4 weeks will be, keep on!

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